“I didn’t have anything last night. I came back and I went straight to sleep.”
Cindy十指张开，双掌在耳朵两边朝外举：
“ Eww~Liar! Whatever you say . Hey, Whatever you say!”
华诤觉得自己肯定跟表姐有什么误会，拉开椅子坐在她对面：
“I’m not lying. I don’t have to.OK?FYI, what do you mean when you said I had some? Had some what?”
“SEX! Of course!”
华诤一口牛奶喷在餐桌上。
Cindy笑着接道：
“What do you think I mean?”
华母忙过来给他拍着背：
“怎么了？宝贝，慢点喝！吃饭不要说话嘛。”
华诤边抽张纸捂嘴咳嗽，边朝祖母摆摆手、示意她不用帮忙。华母便拿了抹布来擦桌子：
“你们姐弟俩说什么呢？”
华诤忙道：
“没什么，没什么。”
“It’s OK to have sex,Matty, you don’t have to lie. I get it——You are a grown-up, you are in a relationship,you have sex.That’s what people do. Hey, I bet your girlfriend must be really awesome to keep you that long. ”
华诤连连朝表姐摇手：
“We didn’t have sex. We’ve never had sex.”
“Whaaaat?!”
Cindy看华诤的眼神，让华诤觉得自己就像来自侏罗纪世界的恐龙。
“You serious? ”
“Yeah. Why would I lie something about that?”
华诤顿了顿，既然表姐这么光明磊落，他也不想做个萎缩怕事的人，便露出一个无奈的苦笑，坦白道：
“Although I really want to. To be honest , It’s killing me! You know ,the whole NO SEX thing.”
“So you are hot?”
“What do you expect? I’ve never had sex in my entire life. Look at me, Sis.! I’m always hot! OK? However, my girlfriend, she’s too shy. I don’t want to scare her off.”
Cindy深感自己和这个表弟在文化上的差异鸿沟深深,两人根本鸡同鸭讲：
“Hey ,Matty, Sweety, look, you gotta have sex with your girlfriend, you gotta have WILD sex with your girlfriend——that’s what boyfriends do.That’s what would keep your girlfriend closer. I can ensure you that you are not the only one who’s hot. Women have needs.”
“I’m a girl,right? I’ve had boyfriends. I got a say in this staff. You gotta believe me,Matty, mark my words——Women have needs. Just go and meet the needs. Make your woman happy.”
华诤觉得表姐背后放着万道金光——简直就是上天派来拯救他的天使！
“But I don’t know how to bring it up. I love my girlfriend too much. I don’t want...”
“Wow Wow”
Cindy 双掌向外，像在推着什么东西：
“Wait a minute, Matty, Mathew, Matt Wa. Wait a minute! You saidaaa you LOVE her? Are you sure? Love is a big word. We don’t use it unless we really feel it.”
“Yeah. I can’t be more sure. I love her. Ever since the first time I saw her, I’ve been falling love with her. Actually, as days go by, I love her even more. Look, She is the sweetest girl I’ve ever seen. If anything, I’m hopelessly and desperately in love with her.”
Cindy脸绷紧了，眼珠子在瞪大的眼眶中转了转：
“Wow, OK. Loud and clear. Great. Good for you, Matty! Good for you. So you are in love. Does she love you back?”
提这一茬，华诤有点黯然神伤,耸耸肩：
“Well, I guess not. I don’t think so.”
伸长手臂拍着表弟的肩膀，Cindy慢慢道：
“Hey, have you ever heard the poem?”
“What poem?”
“’To be with a woman who doesn’t love you back, is more lonely than to be alone’”
为这句话，姐弟俩默哀了几秒钟。华诤想起什么,拍拍桌子道：
“Focus! Sis. Focus! Anyway, I don’t want to make things weird between me and my girlfriend. Are there any tips? Anything would lead us to``` you know?”
“OK”
Cindy摊摊手，笑道：
“You are family. Technically, you are my little brother. I’m your big sister. And I love you. I do. Hence, I would help you out whenever you need me. First of all”
Cindy 右手从左手心里扳出一个手指头：
“You gotta get a room for you two. Be alone, for God sake! ”
不过，鉴于中美意识上的差异，Cindy还是不放心地补充问了一句：
“Is your girlfriend OK with that?”
华诤点点头：
“Yeah. I can make that happen.”
“OK. Secondly, there is a story which would make your girlfriend want to have sex with you voluntarily. However, You gotta state it right.”